"Hi!  My name is Bam Bam Jones.  My Mommy and Daddy adopted me about 11 years ago.  They think I'm around 13 or 14 years old.  Some people say I'm spoiled because I go everywhere they go, or I have a babysitter that comes to my house. 

Sometimes people mess up and call me a dog, but my Mommy is very quick to remind them that I am their furry four-legged red-headed little boy!  All of the staff at the ANimal Medical Center are so good to me, and my brothers, and sister, and Mommy."